"No beatin around The Bush."

Tuka

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children."

Dwight D Eisenhower

to block the snake piss.

That should pretty much cover it.

I can't figure out if those are "heartson" his head or stylized depictions of the nether parts of the people he's violated.

I observe; you decide.

I was wondering where I can purchase some, I'd like to be the exclusive distributor in my region. Early retirement here I come!!

Hope you don't mind but I added this link to SXM PE

Carbiddude

In lieu of his usual butt plug, Elmer Clapsaddle (a.k.a. "Jabba") roadtested a new orifice-protection device at a live Bush speech, thinking the verbal effluent level would be higher than usual. He was correct, but the chintzy cardboard shields were no match for the weapons-grade sewage pouring from the podium. Elmer is recovering nicely from "Earrooter" (tm) surgery and will be back up on all fours very soon.

America girds itself for democracy, one voter at a time.

like many Americans, I actually voted for him".

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? or listen to 'nu-cu-lar' being mangled!"

" It is unclear at this time whether the device is designed to keep the 'bullshit' in or out. A hint as to its true purpose was given by the news that Dick Cheney is having a similar device made of Kevlar fitted over his mouth"

as those who cannot hear.